When people first notice sophomore CU midfielder Matt White, they notice his baby face, his sparkling over the top personality, and above all his large glutious maximus. With a bidonkidonk like that, Matt tends to pick up lots of ground balls, ladies, and Nelly music video offers. Some ponder why and how a white boy from Denver developed a bottom that challenges the buttorious J Lo. Butt, after hours of brainstorming, medical students around the globe have come up with these various hypotheses:
Too much Gerber Baby food
Advanced P.E. as a child
Implants
Over active pituitary gland
Hard work in the weight room (removed from the list)
Mark Ingram gene splice experiment
Under cover Jazzercise instructor at the Rec
Product of his environment (Compton)
The mystery of Matt’s butt remains at large and might never be known but what is known is that the butt proves to be quite an obstacle to opponents trying to D him up and might provide inspiration, intimidation, or just pain spunk on CU’s 2011 run towards a national championship.
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